An anecdote where Boss 1 takes absentmindedness to a whole 'nother level:
INT. OFFICE CUBICLE – MIDAFTERNOON
The phone rings shrilly.
HELEN
Good afternoon, Boss 1’s office.
BOSS 1
Helen, it's me. Can you come up and get me on the 23rd floor? I can't get back down. I don't have my badge.
HELEN
I’ll be right there.
CUT TO:
INT. ELEVATOR – 1 MINUTE LATER
HELEN
Boss 1, you’re hilarious.
Boss 1 smiles sheepishly.
HELEN
How did you get up to the 23rd floor if you don't have your badge?
Boss 1 stares at me.
HELEN
You can't go up or down the elevator without swiping your badge first.
BOSS 1
You're right. You're absolutely right. I must have had my badge with me. Does that mean I left it on the 23rd?
HELEN
You don't remember if you had it on the way up?
BOSS 1
No, I don't. I must have had it on the way up, then! Did I leave it on the 23rd? Maybe I left it in ____'s office?
We are back on the 17th floor and have moseyed our way into Boss 1's office.
HELEN
Do you want to go back up and check right now? (scans Boss 1's desk and spies his telltale badge peeking out from under a pile of papers) Here it is!
BOSS 1
(plucks up his badge and looks at it quizzically)
Well, would you look at that.
HELEN
So you didn't have it on the way up.
BOSS 1
(utterly dumbfounded)
Now how in the world did I get up there???
HELEN
The only way you could've gotten up there is if someone was also in the elevator and they swiped their badge and you both got off on the 23rd. Did that happen?
BOSS 1
I really can't remember, but that must have been it. Someone must've gotten off the 23rd with me!
Such are the tales we laugh about o'er happy hour, the sort that meld us together as entertainment assistantship comprises our workweek. I gotta say, 'tis validating to know other assistants are undergoing the same whirlwind of fetch your boss from the 23rd floor 'cause he can't remember how he got there/get rye or wheat bread toasted or nontoasted with mustard or mayo or both and why are there so many choices for your boss' sandwich/retrieve 2041967 pitches from your boss' ultra posh car and turning on the headlights and trunk and making the car squeal like a cornered ferret before finally opening the vehicle door in a nervous sweat because you didn't know which button to push first, especially as we broadcast 'em over the world wide web. The assistant chronicles cream of the crop hails from a fortuitous discovery made near a year ago,
Hollywood Assistant. Her impeccable balance of wit, zaniness, and pure storytelling genius makes both
Janice and me await the day we shall all become the chummiest of chums!